You're a toxic dump
You're full of shit
You're a cockmonkey, God junkie hypocrite
I can't believe it
You're gonna explode
If you don't relieve your pathological load

You can talk the talk
Go to church all day
But that won't scrape the crusty chunks of bullshit away
So brace yourself
Sorry, no lube
As we see your fecal matter shooting through the glass tube

Unblock your hole
And save your soul
Rectal release
Rectal release
You're a disgrace
Oh what a waste
Rectal release
Rectal release
I am not your master cleanse
This is where the story ends
So assbag, leave me in peace
Rectal release

So shit the fuck up
Or else I pity the fool
Who meets you at a bar
And then you offer your stool
You'll give her your best
And talk about God
She'll think you're Prince Charming
But you're such a damn fraud

If only you could have been sorry
If only you could have had balls
If only you didn't have "douchefuck"
Written on your rectal walls
If only you'd begged for forgiveness
The way that a real man would
I still would have left your sorry ass
But fuck, it would have felt so good

Unblock your hole
And save your soul
Rectal release
Rectal release
You're a disgrace
Oh what a waste
Rectal release
Rectal release
I am not your master cleanse
This is where the story ends
So assbag, leave me in peace
Rectal release